eviltwin
10-10-2007, 01:42 PM
so im rollig in the 3500 turbo diesel dodge dually... i love it casue with the exhaust it has and with the bullydog tuner we have on it the bitch rides the fuck out like no other diesel truck ive had and the cloud of smoke it leaves when stepped on can summon the aliens from outter space.
that being said i had some fucking jerk off in a volvo cut me off so close at a light that i had to honk at him with some aggression caused by my having to brake short cause of his dumb ass. from there he happened to give me this faggot ass smirk and proceed to take off at the light when it turned green. so me being the vindictive asshole that i can oh so be i blast by him and decide to get right in front of him. to my wonderful advantage he happened to be rolling with his windows down and i proceed to give the gas those oh so pleasant love taps that can make these wonderful smoke clouds that engulfed his entire car.
after the first huge smoke cloud he wasnt smiling anymore since he had to choke on it and his fun smile turned into a middle finger directed to me through my rear view mirror. from there i figured he hadnt had enough so i gave him another wonderful huge smoke cloud that was as much going into his car than it was swallowing his entire car. once again i get the middle finger through the rear view.. so then once again i smoke this pecker the fuck out... after the third one i believe he gave up on trying to fuck with me or the massive amount of unburnt diesel that slapped him up had gotten him stoned to a point of a calm collective attitude .
so we roll up to the next light and he pulls to the right of me where i decide to roll the window down, point at him and laugh my ass of loudly and obnoxiusly... i think after the smoke out he didnt want to play anymore becasue he managed to get out of my way and keep his wonderful signs of love and appreciation to himself...
i was laughing so hard i almost pissed on myself
so long sotry short just cause they are huge and look slow careful when you fuck with the big trucks on the road.
that being said i had some fucking jerk off in a volvo cut me off so close at a light that i had to honk at him with some aggression caused by my having to brake short cause of his dumb ass. from there he happened to give me this faggot ass smirk and proceed to take off at the light when it turned green. so me being the vindictive asshole that i can oh so be i blast by him and decide to get right in front of him. to my wonderful advantage he happened to be rolling with his windows down and i proceed to give the gas those oh so pleasant love taps that can make these wonderful smoke clouds that engulfed his entire car.
after the first huge smoke cloud he wasnt smiling anymore since he had to choke on it and his fun smile turned into a middle finger directed to me through my rear view mirror. from there i figured he hadnt had enough so i gave him another wonderful huge smoke cloud that was as much going into his car than it was swallowing his entire car. once again i get the middle finger through the rear view.. so then once again i smoke this pecker the fuck out... after the third one i believe he gave up on trying to fuck with me or the massive amount of unburnt diesel that slapped him up had gotten him stoned to a point of a calm collective attitude .
so we roll up to the next light and he pulls to the right of me where i decide to roll the window down, point at him and laugh my ass of loudly and obnoxiusly... i think after the smoke out he didnt want to play anymore becasue he managed to get out of my way and keep his wonderful signs of love and appreciation to himself...
i was laughing so hard i almost pissed on myself
so long sotry short just cause they are huge and look slow careful when you fuck with the big trucks on the road.